New road safety product for concerned parents!
Calling all concerned parents of babies and toddlers!
You cannot have failed to have noticed that tailgating is fast becoming a national hobby.
Some of you have taken the precaution of putting a "Baby On Board!" sign in the back window in the hope of awakening the conscience (and common sense) of the driver so close behind. Often to no avail.
Many despair that more needs to be done. Not to worry, Thirza and I have been working tirelessly to find a solution and now we have it!
Order a "Baby In Boot!" and rest easy on the rest of your car journey through life! Think of the advantages of this new sign:
- Can be left in the car without fear of irritating people who see that your baby is not on board.
- Leaves the tailgater realising that she/he is even closer to the infant that she/he thought.
- Instils a slight chill of fear in the offending driver, i.e. what sort of nutter would put their baby in the boot?! What sort of road rage will I awaken if I continue to drive so close…….
Stick one in your vehicle NOW! Despite enormous research and development costs Thirza and I are so committed to saving lives that this wonderful sign is available now for the paltry sum of
£3.95 (including p.&p in the UK).