Thirza BentonA beautiful, lithe and pithy woman with an intellect as sharp as a hot stick. Thirza has a university degree in ceramics and social studies.
An avid reader of old telephone directories, Thirza is currently working on her first novel.
Stutely BentonA pithy man with a temporarily tubby torso. Exceptional social skills due to having had to deal with many thoughtless twats over the course of his life.
Always looking to help his fellow human beings, Stutely has recently opened a bicycle repair café.
Any questions or serial compliments may be sent to Stutely and Thirza at: [email protected]