How can I, my friends, family and colleagues become Thinking Twats?

How can I, my friends, family and colleagues become Thinking Twats?

Simple – purchase and wear a Thinking Twats’ T-shirt.

Free lifetime membership of the global sorority/fraternity is automatic with each new order. You will not only receive the t-shirt of your choice but also a membership card.

You will also have done some good - 10% of profits will be donated to Comic Relief (www.comicrelief.com) and the rest will contribute to keeping Stutely and Thirza in a manner to which they would very much like to become accustomed.

Fugitive Chieftain (Stutely Benton’s real status, what about you?)

The Thinking Twats’ T-shirt Collection

Our current collection can be broken down into several categories:
ice-breaking anagrams; lovely words; passions; warnings; defiance; culture; Swedish. A t-shirt for every occasion and every Thinking Twat! I

Full list of messages and meanings

Distressing Damsel (Warning!)



How to order
In order to take some of the stress out of ordering you can choose whatever colour you like as long as it is Thinking Twat grey. Wehn ordering please choose which message yo would like to display on your chest from the list above.

£19.95 plus postage and packing :
UK £3; Rest of Europe £3.50; USA & Canada £4.50